April 2011
1 post
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March 2011
1 post
February 2011
3 posts
January 2011
20 posts
“When a man walks into a room, he brings his whole life with him. He has a...”
– Mad Men, Season 4 Episode 8. (via nixemus)
eclecticmontez:
“When guys are persistent, it’s romantic, they make movies about that. If it’s a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.”
— Ally McBeal (via laucyt)
No, when guys are persistent, it’s creepy and desperate. Only in dumb romance movies is that considered “romantic”, in real life it’s pathetic :)
Why do hotdogs come in packages of 10 but hotdog...
Or packages of 6. It’s a conspiracy to make you buy 24 of each (the smallest number you can buy to have the same amount of each). In other words, if you’re not having a cookout and inviting friends or family over, you shouldn’t be eating hot dogs.
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dr-grumbles:
Don’t you dare forget this.
“You know these deep-dish pizzas—it’s not pizza. It’s very good, but … call it...”
– U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, giving his take on deep-dish pizza. (via officialssay)
December 2010
19 posts
“I’d be fine with these scummy hipster chicks if they would suck my dick.”
– Me (via nebachanezar)
Lol Nate thinks these are hipsters.
Once In A Lifetime
clientsfromhell:
Me: I estimate this small website to be about 30 hours of work.
Client: 30 hours? Dont be modest, I know lots of people making websites and it’s not easy. Make it 40 hours and I will agree.
Me: Okay!
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IRL Tumblr Slam
Called out @nebachanezar on being forever alone.
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Wear that badge with pride, Nate.
Pointycollars: I feel like I should put up some meaningful tumblr posts to cover up this shameful crap.
Me: All mine is is shameful crap!
Deeper fail.
Nate doesn’t have a camera.
November 2010
6 posts
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4 tags
doublegrr asked: What the heck is Porkopolis? Dare I ask.
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